PRÉMIOS IgNobel - IgNobel Prizes
Estive a ler um artigo no Púbico sobre os prémios Ig Nobel, prémios que distinguem investigações e criações nas mais diversas áreas, que “antes de fazerem pensar, fazem-nos rir!”. O evento teve lugar na Universidade de Harvard, na noite de 6 de Outubro (madrugada de 7 de Outubro para nós) e galardoou 10 cientistas e investigadores. A escolha dos premiados foi feita este ano através da revista Annals of improbable Research. Apesar das categorias do Ig Nobel não corresponderem necessáriamente às do tradicional Nobel, várias são as àreas de investigação e criação que premeiam todos aqueles, que de uma forma ou outra, contribuiram de forma decisisva para exercitar a visícula bilair antes de exercitar o cérebro. Desde os trabalhos inovadores na Biotecnologia ao contributo essencial para a Paz no nosso planeta, nada foi esquecido ou ficou ao acaso. Segue-se a lista:
• FLUID DYNAMICS: Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University Bremen, Germany and the University of Oulu , Finland; and Jozsef Gal of Loránd Eötvös University, Hungary, for using basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "
Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh -- Calculations on Avian Defaecation."
PUBLISHED IN: Polar Biology, vol. 27, 2003, pp. 56-8
• AGRICULTURAL HISTORY: James Watson of Massey University, New Zealand, for his scholarly study, "
The Significance of Mr. Richard Buckley’s Exploding Trousers."
REFERENCE: "The Significance of Mr. Richard Buckley’s Exploding Trousers: Reflections on an Aspect of Technological Change in New Zealand Dairy-Farming between the World Wars," James Watson, Agricultural History, vol. 78, no. 3, Summer 2004, pp. 346-60.
• PHYSICS: John Mainstone and the late Thomas Parnell of the University of Queensland, Australia, for
patiently conducting an experiment that began in the year 1927 -- in which a glob of congealed black tar has been slowly, slowly dripping through a funnel, at a rate of approximately one drop every nine years.
REFERENCE: "The Pitch Drop Experiment," R. Edgeworth, B.J. Dalton and T. Parnell, European Journal of Physics, 1984, pp. 198-200.
• MEDICINE: Gregg A. Miller of Oak Grove, Missouri, for inventing
Neuticles -- artificial replacement testicles for dogs, which are available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness.
REFERENCES: US Patent #5868140, and the book Going Going NUTS!, by Gregg A. Miller, PublishAmerica, 2004, ISBN 1413753167.
• LITERATURE:
The Internet entrepreneurs of Nigeria, for creating and then using e-mail to distribute a bold series of short stories, thus introducing millions of readers to a cast of rich characters -- General Sani Abacha, Mrs. Mariam Sanni Abacha, Barrister Jon A Mbeki Esq., and others -- each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled and which they would like to share with the kind person who assists them.
• PEACE: Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of Newcastle University, in the U.K., for
electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie "Star Wars."
REFERENCE: "Orthopteran DCMD Neuron: A Reevaluation of Responses to Moving Objects. I. Selective Responses to Approaching Objects," F.C. Rind and P.J. Simmons, Journal of Neurophysiology, vol. 68, no. 5, November 1992, pp. 1654-66.
• ECONOMICS: Gauri Nanda of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for
inventing an alarm clock that runs away and hides, repeatedly, thus ensuring that people DO get out of bed, and thus theoretically adding many productive hours to the workday.
• CHEMISTRY: Edward Cussler of the University of Minnesota and Brian Gettelfinger of the University of Minnesota and the University of Wisconsin, for conducting a careful experiment to settle the longstanding scientific question:
can people swim faster in syrup or in water?
REFERENCE: "Will Humans Swim Faster or Slower in Syrup?" American Institute of Chemical Engineers Journal, Brian Gettelfinger and E. L. Cussler, vol. 50, no. 11, October 2004, pp. 2646-7.
• BIOLOGY: Benjamin Smith of the University of Adelaide, Australia and the University of Toronto, Canada and the Firmenich perfume company, Geneva, Switzerland, and ChemComm Enterprises, Archamps, France; Craig Williams of James Cook University and the University of South Australia; Michael Tyler of the University of Adelaide; Brian Williams of the University of Adelaide; and Yoji Hayasaka of the Australian Wine Research Institute; for painstakingly smelling and
cataloging the peculiar odors produced by 131 different species of frogs when the frogs were feeling stressed.
REFERENCE: "A Survey of Frog Odorous Secretions, Their Possible Functions and Phylogenetic Significance," Benjamin P.C. Smith, Craig R. Williams, Michael J. Tyler, and Brian D. Williams, Applied Herpetology, vol. 2, no. 1-2, February 1, 2004, pp. 47-82.
REFERENCE: "Chemical and Olfactory Characterization of Odorous Compounds and Their Precursors in the Parotoid Gland Secretion of the Green Tree Frog, Litoria caerulea," Benjamin P.C. Smith, Michael J. Tyler, Brian D. Williams, and Yoji Hayasaka, Journal of Chemical Ecology, vol. 29, no. 9, September 2003.
• NUTRITION: Dr. Yoshiro Nakamats of Tokyo, Japan, for
photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting).
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Dr. Yoshiro Nakamats
Se precisarem de tradução sigam o link:
http://jornal.publico.clix.pt/default.asp?a=2005&m=10&d=07&uid=&sid=4748
Se estes senhores conhecessem Portugal poderiam acrescentar a esta lista as seguintes categorias:
• POLITICS: “
Evolution of the Democratic System in Western Europe: Portugal, a Study Case.” Avelino Ferreira Torres, Polytechnic Institute of Amarante, Isaltino Afonso Morais, Technologic Park of Oeiras, Major Valentim dos Santos Loureiro, Education High School of Gondomar and Ma. Fátima Felgueiras Oliveira, Polytechnic Institute of Felgueiras and Refugee Association of Rio de Janeiro.
• CIVIL ENGENIERING: “
How I built the Marquês de Pombal Tunnel? I didn’t know!”, Pedro Santana Lopes, ex- Mayor of Lisbon, ex- Prime-Minister, ex- President of Social-Democratic Party, ex- Prsident of Sporting Football Club and ex-something else; co-author António Carmona Rodrigues, 2nd. in others public cargos.
• ENVIRONMENT AND FORESTS: “
Let it Burn! Somebody gonna pay!” Research and application of the new approaches for forestall politics and environment in Portugal from an Interdisciplinary Group of 4 Governs: Ministers, Secretary of State and technical staff.
Cabe agora a vocês, caros comentadores, juntarem mais algumas categorias que achem por bem acrescentar aos prémios para o próximo ano.
BEM HAJAM!